Slicing Up Eyeballs, 2009-2015: It’s the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)
On Feb. 20, 2009, Slicing Up Eyeballs launched onto the web not with a bang but a whimper, debuting with a simple 91-word declaration and a headline cribbed from an R.E.M. song that Google Analytics now tells me was not viewed by a single person that day.